
A comic frenzy filled with sex, music, science fiction, and all combinations thereof... as well as a dildo-festooned Moby. In an adult video store on Christmas Eve, we join Joe (an owner terrified of his own merchandise), Adam (an employee spouting indignation about everything), and Tina (whose unabashed promiscuity lends itself well to the locale).
Joe
Tina
Adam
Grace
Dean
Christian

Self
FBI Guy
Girl with Dildo / K-Y Customer #3
Robber
K-Y Customer #1
Kevin Smith
Tina's First Love
Woman w/Male Genitalia
Trekkie
The Most Beautiful Girl in Boston
Delivery Guy
K-Y Customer #2
Harry
Nipple Clamps
What Do You Think?
Russian Woman
Jamaican Woman

Excalibur / Dildo Head
Cat Video
Jar Jar Fan

Clerk
Cop
Man w/Dildo
Naked Guy
Borschtbelter
Sticky
Manager

Family Man
Latino Customer
Cowboy
Woman in Line
Girl on Floor
Mad Bomber
Tina's Sister
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan

Santa
Space Alien
Self
Associate Producer
Writer
Editor
Director

Executive Producer
Idea
Producer
Associate Producer
Writer
Director of Photography
Unit Production Manager
Production Assistant
Production Coordinator
Boom Operator
Sound Designer
Art Direction
Gaffer
Boom Operator
Production Assistant
Sound Mixer
Boom Operator
Lighting Design
Key Grip
Grip
First Assistant Camera
Sound Recordist
Sound Mixer
Assistant Director
Sound Recordist
Lighting Design
Still Photographer
Production Assistant
Script Supervisor
Sound Designer

Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer