Screwballs
Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
Peter Keleghan
Rick McKay
Kent Deuters
Brent Van Dusen III
Linda Speciale
Purity Busch
Alan Deveau
Howie Bates
Linda Shayne
Bootsie Goodhead
Jason Warren
Melvin Jerkovski
James Coburn
Tim Stevenson
Terrea Smith
Rhonda Rockett
Donnie Bowes
Principal Stuckoff
Kimberly Brooks
Miss Boudoir
Nicky Fylan
Vince the Prince
Paula Farmer
Miss Shivers
Joe Crozier
Ward Busch
Heather Smith
June Busch
Nola Wale
Mrs. Roach
Nanci Chambers
Trisha
John Fox
MC
Jan Taylor Hendricks
Sarah Bellum
Carolyn Tweedle
Librarian
John Glossop
Moose Reardon
Tim Dunphy
Mitch Sherman
Leslie Lahoda
Howard Nemetz
Simon Rakoff
Rosalia Martino
Raven De La Croix
Miss Anna Tommical
Kim Cayer
T & A Cheerleader
Astrid Falconi
T & A Cheerleader
Angela Jensen
T & A Cheerleader
Allison Smith
T & A Cheerleader
Shannon McMahon Lichte
T & A Cheerleader
Stephanie Murgaski
T & A Cheerleader
Jennifer Inch
Student Getting Breast Exam (uncredited)
Lila Durette
Sunbather (uncredited)
Carrie Leigh
Bowler (uncredited)
Arnie Miller
American Legionnaire (uncredited)
Miklós Lente
Director of Photography
Tim McCauley
Original Music Composer
Linda Shayne
Screenplay
Brian Ravok
Editor
Sandra Kybartas
Art Direction
Jim Wynorski
Screenplay
Alexander Tabrizi
Creative Consultant
Linda Shayne
Creative Consultant
Jim Wynorski
Creative Consultant
Peter McQuillan
Associate Producer
Rafal Zielinski
Director
Nicky Fylan
Associate Producer
Maurice Smith
Producer
Oliver Manton
Dialogue Editor
Tibor Takács
Production Manager
Joanne T. Harwood
Script Supervisor
Alban Streeter
Supervising Sound Editor
Mark Lewis
Assistant Editor
Fred Luchetti
Assistant Gaffer
Terry Cooke
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Ronald Weiss
Hairdresser
Mike Dolgy
Assistant Director
Patti Meade
Wardrobe Assistant
Jack Rowand
Still Photographer
Camelia Frieberg
Assistant Director
Gary Sullivan
Property Master
Manfred Guthe
Camera Operator
Debbie Cooke
Production Coordinator
Terrea Smith
Wardrobe Master
Clark Johnson
Assistant Camera
Vera Jordache
Assistant Makeup Artist
Vince Hatherley
Editorial Staff
Tim Dunphy
Assistant Editor
Carlo Campana
Key Grip
Chaim Gilad
Boom Operator
Gabor Vadnay
Sound Recordist
Peter Wronski
Assistant Director
Stuart Shikatani
Assistant Grip
Stephen Surjik
First Assistant Editor
Haydn Streeter
Sound Assistant
Christopher Raucamp
Assistant Camera
Peter Shewchuk
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Jane Meade
Makeup Supervisor
Nancy Kaye
Costume Designer
Ian M. Taylor
Assistant Grip
Ida Eva Zielinska
Title Designer