There is only one way to score this film and that is based off of the lead guy. He sucks so bad. They cut between a waterfall bathing session and his car and him and then the waterfall and then him and it's repulsive. I once read this book and the last bit was "and then black Harry Bosch totally banged the hot young woman who had been helping him on the case real good. Reeeeaaaaaal good." And I felt kind of gross and closed the book to an almost full hardcover photo of the writer smiling at me. Was I supposed to jerk off before or after I closed the book? There's no other reason to put it out there. Why would you pretend that anyone would want to see these violent cuts from tranquil waterfall to racing car screaming man.
It's a cool car. But fuck you. No one thinks you're good in this. I think you could be good. Work on your character. Maybe be someone whose really sensitive to what people are going through yet a shrewd investigator, talented yet reluctant killer. Lets get Colter Shaw in with these ladies.
There's a lot to be said for this film. I laughed out loud numerous times but I'm emotionally unstable after recieving a message from Chiquita saying she's out of surgery and recovering under supervision for a while.
I think I watched this in about 30 minutes. Some parts I watched again. Is Andy Dick really in this? I'm going to find him.
