Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Guru Pitka
Jane Bullard
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Darren Roanoke
Prudence
Dick Pants
Coach Punch Cherkov
Rajneesh
Jay Kell
Trent Lueders
Guru Tugginmypuddha
Guru Satchabigknoba
Deepak Chopra
Jessica Simpson
Kanye West
Young Pitka
Cinnabon Cashier
EMT
Frat Guy
Bar Patron
Himself
Lillian Roanoke
Sickly Nerd
Dancer
Nerd
Female Reporter
Assistant Coach
Deepak Early 20's
Indian Man
Young Deepak
Referee
EMT
Biker
Uncle Jack
Goal Post Judge
11-Year-Old Girl
11-Year-Old Girl
Sanjay
DJ
Puck Bunny
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)
Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Group Dancer
Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Additional Performances (puppeteer)
Producer
Screenplay
Director
Screenplay
Executive Producer
Producer
Director of Photography
Executive Producer
Editor
Original Music Composer
Production Design
Editor
Editor
Music Supervisor
Costume Design
Set Decoration
Property Master
Assistant Production Coordinator
Unit Publicist
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Foley Artist
Set Designer
Production Supervisor
Assistant Costume Designer
Key Hair Stylist
Co-Producer
Associate Producer
Art Direction
Visual Effects Supervisor
Executive Producer
Stunt Coordinator
Associate Producer
Video Assist Operator
Makeup Artist
Hairstylist
Hairstylist
Unit Production Manager
Stunt Coordinator
Property Buyer
Assistant Costume Designer
Makeup Designer
Casting
Second Assistant Director
Art Department Coordinator
Third Assistant Director
Script Supervisor
Choreographer
Production Accountant
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Foley Artist
Music Editor
Concept Artist
Digital Intermediate Producer
"A" Camera Operator
Boom Operator
Key Makeup Artist
Dialogue Editor
Digital Colorist
Supervising Art Director
First Assistant "A" Camera
Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Casting Associate
First Assistant "B" Camera
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Post Production Supervisor
Property Master
Storyboard Artist
Graphic Designer
Digital Intermediate Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Foley Supervisor
Transportation Coordinator
Transportation Captain
Visual Effects Supervisor
Boom Operator
Makeup Artist
Production Coordinator
Still Photographer
ADR Supervisor
Music Editor
Seamstress
Makeup Artist
Sound Designer
Sound Effects Editor
Second Unit Director of Photography
First Assistant Director
"B" Camera Operator
Sound Mixer
Special Effects Coordinator
Dialect Coach
Music Editor
Visual Effects Producer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Editor
Scenic Artist
Supervising Sound Editor
Storyboard Artist
Construction Coordinator
Steadicam Operator
First Assistant Editor
Assistant Location Manager
Hairstylist
Foley Mixer
Post Production Coordinator
Music Editor
Chief Lighting Technician
Location Manager
First Assistant Sound Editor
Second Unit Director
Casting
Production Intern
Assistant Director